this first sunrise
Mr Tqqfffyooxx$&@4fg (phonetic spelling)
rapped on my survival-module portal
to add me to the census
of course, human readers
must view the questions that followed
carefully within the context
of an alien world
How many life forms (both parasitic and
saprophytic) currently inhabit your body?
How many active religious or cultural relics do you have in your possession for which you are currently claiming
social support or which are currently listed as dependents under your health plan?
How often have you left Aaaarrrqwoyytx39@ (name of our planet, phonetic spelling) during the last binary star tri-cycle, either through official wormhole or casual teleportation?
What were the purposes for your leaving as per question three? Tick the relevant purpose in the appropriate boxes numbered 1 to 9,984,632
Do you wish to apply for full citizenship of Aaaarrrqwoyytx39, if so cite whether the process you wish to follow will include mind meld, host consciousness download or genetic mutation
We thank you for your cooperation. Have a spesiba diurnal and sidereal day.