he gets up
to welcome the
Sun each morning

(if he did not
get up there would be
no me no you
no Sun either)

he sits the whole day and watches football
glad to provide existence
to both bitter rivals
and favourite team

towards afternoon
nods off on the couch
leaving the world
in darkness

exhausting work being
if not God, then God’s sole creation
master program named
Don Solipsist